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SOCIETY FOR TEMPORAL PRESERVATION

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The Society for Temporal Preservation Now Making The Future A Better Yesterday

The Society for Temporal Preservation is a Burning Man theme camp staffed by Soviet time travelers. We have arrived in the present to stabilize history, conduct questionable experiments, serve food and drinks, broadcast unauthorized information, and prepare humanity for the 2028 Convergence.

Current
operations

Four units, and not one of them permanent. Everything the Society offers is temporary by design: raised on arrival, dismantled on schedule, and reassembled the following year with improvements nobody authorized.

The Bar

The Society's forward hospitality post. Drinks are dispensed to any citizen of any era who presents themselves in person. Conversation is encouraged. Historical accuracy is not guaranteed and has never been promised.

  • FUNCTION — Refreshment, recruitment, informal debriefing
  • HOURS — Irregular, announced by transmission
  • ENTRY — Open. No credentials required, though one helps.

Caveman Golf

A sporting apparatus recovered from an era that had not yet invented sport, rules, or scoring. Participants strike objects toward other objects. The Society records the results for reasons it declines to specify.

  • FUNCTION — Public experiment disguised as a game
  • EQUIPMENT — Issued at the tee. Do not bring your own era.
  • HAZARD — Mild. Occasionally chronological.

NyetPR

The broadcast and performance division. NyetPR transmits information the Society has not cleared, performs material it has not approved, and issues corrections to events that have not yet occurred. It operates without authorization and with enormous confidence.

  • FUNCTION — Transmission, performance, correction
  • CLEARANCE — None. Repeatedly requested.
  • SEE ALSO — Chapter 02 / Transmission

Trotsky Takos

Initiated in 2025 and immediately declared essential infrastructure. Food is prepared and distributed to the public at intervals determined by supply, weather, and the temperament of the kitchen. There is no queue theory. There is only the queue.

  • FUNCTION — Feeding the timeline
  • ESTABLISHED — 2025
  • CONTRIBUTIONS — Ingredients and labour gratefully filed

NyetPR is on the air

NyetPR transmits from the jump point throughout the event: announcements, interviews, corrections, warnings, and performances staged with no rehearsal and less permission. If the Society has denied something, NyetPR has usually already said it.

  • BulletinsOperational notices, weather in three timelines, and the day's revised programme.
  • PerformanceLive material from operatives, visitors, and at least one person who wandered in.
  • CorrectionsRetractions of statements the Society has not yet made.

Request airtime through the secure message kiosk — NyetPR reviews all requests and honours some of them.

Signal meter — live carrier

Waveform shown for morale purposes. Actual transmission strength varies with dust, altitude, and administrative interference.

Timeline
breach

Unauthorized historical edit detected — hold position

Operating
principles

Principle 01

Radical participation

Visitors are encouraged to interact, improvise, ask questions, take a shift, invent a new rule, or make the situation more complicated in a constructive way.

There are no spectators on the record.

Principle 02

Consent and good judgment

Ask before touching people, costumes, equipment, bicycles, instruments, tacos, or apparently dormant time machinery. Alcohol and altered states do not suspend consent or common sense.

This principle is not part of the bit.

Principle 03

Temporal responsibility

Leave the playa as you found it, protect the Burners who come after us, and never abandon a tachyon in an open cup.

Leave no trace — including this one.

Principle 04

Communal effort

The Society exists because people build, cook, serve, repair, clean, perform, organize, document, and show up. There is no invisible workforce from the future. We checked.

Every hand on the record is credited.

Principle 05

Play with commitment

A ridiculous premise becomes a real experience when everyone treats it with enough sincerity to make it work.

Total conviction. That is the whole method.

Chief personnel

Gene Cushing as Sgt. Kush, Fearless Leader of the Society for Temporal Preservation

Sgt. KushFearless Leader

Founded the Society and has led every expedition since, including several that have not happened yet. Gives orders in the same even tone regardless of which century is currently outside the tent.

Gene Cushing — founded the camp, and is the reason there is one.

Kevin Foxcroft as K-Man, Kitchen Commissar of the Society for Temporal Preservation

K-ManKitchen Commissar

Directs Trotsky Takos. Maintains that the queue is a social experiment and refuses to elaborate further.

Kevin Foxcroft — senior engineering technician in Reno–Sparks, Nevada, specialising in pavement assessment.

Everest Cushing as E-Man, Recreation Czar of the Society for Temporal Preservation

E-ManRecreation Czar

Rules the tee. Designs the course, sets the hazards, and decides what counts as a stroke. Holds that recreation is the only defensible use of a working time machine.

Everest Cushing — architect of Caveman Golf and wrangler of hammocks.

Robby Schlesinger as Crashcourse, Miscommunications Director of the Society for Temporal Preservation

CrashcourseMiscommunications Director

Founded NyetPR and has been collecting noise complaints ever since — from neighbours, from rangers, and on one occasion from a decade that had not yet been settled.

Robby Schlesinger — marketing professional and artist from Reno, Nevada.

Josh Levine as Дashua, Shenanigans Engineer of the Society for Temporal Preservation

ДashuaShenanigans Engineer

Mobile dance floors, wi-fi networks that go nowhere, car horns fitted to yellow bikes. Holds no brief and answers to no department, which is the arrangement everyone has agreed to stop questioning.

Josh Levine — responsible, in this timeline as in every other, for the noise.

Full personnel file

A word from
our sponsors

The Society is funded entirely by brands from other timelines. Any resemblance to companies in yours is a clerical error.

  • Czarbucks Coffee
  • Bolshevik Wild Wings
  • The Home Despot
  • Costkov
  • Да-mino’s Pizza
  • Red Bear
  • Castro
  • Breadline
  • KGB
  • Commiefornia Pizza Kitchen
  • Panda Repress
  • CommieCast
  • Traitor Joe’s
  • In-Nyet-Out Burger
  • Yakov in the Box
  • USSR Bank

Time is a terrible
thing to waste

Without the Society for Temporal Preservation’s constant vigilance, time itself would unravel.

Join us for the
2028 Convergence

Every timeline ends up here.

The Convergence is underway

The timelines have converged

Until gates open · · Black Rock City

In 2028 every timeline converges on Black Rock City, and so does every Society for Temporal Preservation that has ever existed — along with several that have not existed yet. One week, one camp, every version of us in the same place at the same time. It will be the most raucous celebration in any recorded history. Bring a cup.

Join the operation

The Society is built, fed, broadcast, and staffed entirely by volunteers. There is a job for every skill and several for none.

Path 01

Volunteer

Serve a shift at the bar or kitchen, keep the golf course prehistoric, or hold something heavy while someone else bolts it down.

Shifts assigned on arrival. No experience of this century required.

Path 02

Build & supply

Contribute construction labour, tools, shade structure, lumber, power, refrigeration, ingredients, or equipment the Society will describe as scientific once installed.

Material contributions are catalogued and credited in the record.

Path 03

Support the Society

Donations fund food, fuel, lumber, ice, and the continued operation of an unauthorized broadcast tower. Every contribution is filed against the 2028 Convergence.

Donation channel to be published by the records officer.

Anticipated
questions

Filed in advance by the records officer, who has read them already.

Do I need a Temporal Passport to visit?

No. It is recommended, but the Society will accept ordinary identification, a convincing story, or a strong personal belief that you belong here.

Where are you on the playa?

Our coordinates change with the historical record. The Society has previously operated from the 6:00 sector, including a jump point near G Plaza and 11:15. Check the current Burning Man directory, the playa map, and our field bulletin for this year’s verified position. If you find an empty lot where we were supposed to be, you may have arrived twelve hours early, twelve years late, or at the wrong Burning Man entirely.

Is the bar free?

The Society operates through gifting and communal effort. Bring your own cup, respect the bartenders, hydrate, and consider contributing time, supplies, or support to the camp.

Do I need to know anything about Soviet history or physics?

No. The Society’s historical accuracy is classified, and its physics are mostly decorative. Enthusiasm is sufficient.

Can children play Caveman Golf?

Check the posted rules and supervision requirements at camp. The course is primitive, the equipment is real, and the timeline has limited liability coverage.

Can I perform at NyetPR?

Possibly. Contact the NyetPR bureau with your name, act, equipment needs, available times, and tolerance for unexpected announcements.

What is the Convergence?

The Convergence is the Society’s planned 2028 operation in which multiple temporal branches of Black Rock City intersect. Participation is expected to be educational, theatrical, and logistically complicated.

What should I bring?

Water, a cup, sunscreen, goggles, dust protection, lights, a way to carry your trash, and at least one useful skill. A passport is optional. A time machine is unnecessary and may violate camp placement rules.

Send transmission

Contact the Society before history contacts you. Messages are received at the field terminal, logged, and answered by whichever operative is closest to the desk.

Field radio, desk terminal, and one telephone of uncertain era. All three are monitored irregularly.

Form C/10 — Secure message

Filed with the records officer through a Google form. A copy of your draft stays in this browser and nowhere else.