STABILITY: ACCEPTABLE
DiscordFive operatives are confirmed for the coming season.
Fearless Leader
Founded the Society and has led every expedition since, including several that have not happened yet. Gives orders in the same even tone regardless of which century is currently outside the tent.
Gene Cushing — founded the camp, and is the reason there is one.
Kitchen Commissar
Directs Trotsky Takos. Maintains that the queue is a social experiment and refuses to elaborate further.
Kevin Foxcroft — senior engineering technician in Reno–Sparks, Nevada, specialising in pavement assessment.
Recreation Czar
Rules the tee. Designs the course, sets the hazards, and decides what counts as a stroke. Holds that recreation is the only defensible use of a working time machine.
Everest Cushing — architect of Caveman Golf and wrangler of hammocks.
Miscommunications Director
Founded NyetPR and has been collecting noise complaints ever since — from neighbours, from rangers, and on one occasion from a decade that had not yet been settled.
Robby Schlesinger — marketing professional and artist from Reno, Nevada.
Shenanigans Engineer
Mobile dance floors, wi-fi networks that go nowhere, car horns fitted to yellow bikes. Holds no brief and answers to no department, which is the arrangement everyone has agreed to stop questioning.
Josh Levine — responsible, in this timeline as in every other, for the noise.